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Tips for Ladies in 2008
Posted by Nadia on Apr 25, 2008 in Uncategorized
- Aspire to be Barbie — the bitch has everything.
- If the shoe fits, buy one in every color.
- Take life with a pinch of salt…a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
- In need of a support group? Cocktail hour with the girls!
- Go on the 30 day diet. (I’m on it and so far I’ve lost 15 days).
- When life gets you down, just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
- Let your greatest fear be that there is no menopause and this is just your personality.
- I know I’m in my own little world, but it’s ok. They know me here…
- Lead me not into temptation; I can find it myself.
- Don’t get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
- When life gives you lemons in 2008, turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
- Remember: Every good looking, sweet, single male is someone else’s ex-boyfriend!
