Ten thoughts to Ponder
–From my Hubby, who LOVES a good email Forward. 
Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .
Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers–what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Take it easy this coming weekend, and if you're a writer, write, if you're a reader, read, and if you're a lover, love.
Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .
Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers–what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Take it easy this coming weekend, and if you're a writer, write, if you're a reader, read, and if you're a lover, love.
~Penny
Love number 9!
Nina(Quote) (Reply)
Number 8 had me spewing my coffee – thanks for the laugh!
And number one, as yes, which falls into the category of keep your big mouth shut. My ass has been burned so many times I have scorch marks…LOL
Great list. Fun post!
Debora(Quote) (Reply)
Okay…. #8 is just… ROFL
Silke(Quote) (Reply)
Hahahahaha! Very funny! #6 made me laugh out loud, I must admit.
Vegetarian Cannibal(Quote) (Reply)