Top Ten Things a Passionate Critter can learn at a Conference:
10. Always expect the unexpected spouse introduction.
9. Hit the freebies room the first day if you want the good chocolate promo items.
8. Naming a child Shithead is not a good idea, even if you pronounce it She-the-ad.
7. If an editor offers to take you to dinner, always say yes.
6. Sometimes, you [...]

